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ken anderson.24/01/2009 17:34:50
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the makers of pedigree chum dog food have gone bust!!!
 
 
the've had to call in the retrievers.
 
 mark's and spencers are going to merge with poundstretcher stores and call the new stores "stretchmarks"
 
 
                         ken anderson        
ken anderson.26/01/2009 10:13:40
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even worse-flasher in the local park exposed himself to three old ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
two had a stroke---------------but the third couldn't reach
 
 
                    it's the way you tell em ken anderson.
00126/01/2009 10:20:42
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Another Japanese Bank has gone into administration. The Origami Bank has folded.
Doug Ireland26/01/2009 10:29:43
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ken anderson.26/01/2009 13:54:44
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latest--bonsai bank are now talking about removing some branches----ouch.
 
                ken anderson.
Phil Winks26/01/2009 16:09:45
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Oh dear oh dear this is getting painfull Ken
 Keep it up though
ken anderson.26/01/2009 17:14:40
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hello phil--you've got to have a laugh--what about ken dodds---"what a good day for shoving a cucumber through your neighbours letterbox and shouting - run the aliens have landed"
 
  ken anderson.
Phil Claridge26/01/2009 18:06:00
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pedigree chum has been bailed out by barkleys
Eric Bray27/01/2009 00:48:10
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The Barking Branch?
Phil Claridge27/01/2009 09:29:47
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with the blessing of st bernard(groan)
ken anderson.27/01/2009 09:36:11
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what about the irishman on mastermind--magnus ask's him to name three fruit?
 
"two apples and a pear" he replies
 
 
                                       ken anderson.
Myron Beaumont27/01/2009 10:03:01
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An old chat up line of mine ( years ago ) was to introduce myself as a mind reader.
It goes something like this ----
" Think of a number between one and ten "
Whatever the reply  I said-
"You've lost - Take your clothes off ! "
It didn't literally work ever but it broke the ice so to speak
ken anderson.27/01/2009 10:18:36
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i'll try that one on the lad's at the field
flytilbroke27/01/2009 10:33:19
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OOOhhwww, painful
ken anderson.27/01/2009 14:43:31
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hands up--be honest -who thinks that the modern comic's are crepe?(not all)------ compared to the likes of cooper,doddy,emery etc,etc --
 
                                               ken anderson.
Eric Bray27/01/2009 22:19:10
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Yes, the majority are rubbish,relying on lavatory functions, disabilities, and foul language for their guffaws.
The real cause is the loss of the working man's clubs, where the act learned how to hold an audience, or be ignored. (or pelted with last weeks pork pie crusts!)
Even Jasper Carrott seems to have given up, and moved onto telly, on that stupid chance prog, golden spherical objects.
The last of the real comedians, to me, were Dawson, Milligan, Sellers, Charlie Williams etc. Who remembers Arthur Haynes? (Darn, I'm getting old!)
Clean, subtle, quick-fire humour, and nobody telling you when to laugh. No 'canned laughter'.
Myron Beaumont28/01/2009 06:09:31
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 Latest casualty  !!!
The local company making parachutes has had to be baled out
ken anderson.28/01/2009 09:15:38
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submarine makers have gone under-----------------here here- long live arthur haynes and his sidekick dermont kelly(the irishman)---look on u-tube you'll see some excellant old clip's of old comics--gone but not fogotten.
 
                                               ken anderson.
Phil Claridge29/01/2009 08:07:06
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goodyear retyred from f1, avon suffering from inflation. how about the late great dave allen
ken anderson.29/01/2009 08:11:24
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what about poor old benny hill who's show was taken off the airways for not being pc!--look what some get away with now.
 
                                 ken anderson.

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