best sarcastic= life tip

best sarcastic life tips.

don't wear socks out in the rain.

don't leave your falsies at the girlfriends house.

dont have a mechanic better looking than the wife.

you can tell a racehorse owner his wife is ugly but not his horse is slow.

NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW !

When all else fails, read the instruction manual.

give the job to a lazy man, he will find an easier way to do it

when all else fails, get a larger hammer if it breaks it was no good anyway

the cream rises to the top, but so does the scum

If in doubt give it a clout

the bigger the doubt the bigger the clout.

You can't have too many socks

BEB

he who dies with the most tools wins

a woman is allways right, even if she is wrong.

Once burnt,twice shy

He who dares,wins

If it can go wrong - it will

When at the bottom of deep hole, know when to stop digging.

BEB

...unless it's raining, apparently...

If at first you don't succeed.......... remove all evidence you ever tried!

Fail to plan, Then you plan to fail.

This one works actually

Rusty

now you're talking

The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.......................

keep breathing

I was wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Never force anything, always use the correct size hammer.

The person who never made a mistake never did anything.