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Ernie
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Merry Christmas, I wish you all health and unbroken propellers.
And a day when the plague is not mentioned, and a break from all those awful adverts.

And Santa, a good chip fryer would be nice, mine is kaput.

 

and perhaps a few less of the saccharine Carols

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I am sorry to say, I think I’m on Santa’s naughty list. And I’ve not murdered anyone. Yet. 

I was in Lidl’s yesterday, and they had one helicopter left. €20. Just one, on the shelf, on it own, with space around it. Lots of space. 
And then a evil though overcame me. Oooo, look, it’s got a helipad. It looks really well made.

Why should I leave that for some little kid, who has no idea how to fly it. So it somehow ended up in the basket.

To day, having been hexed, it had a dead battery. Total depression.

 

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