Don Fry Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Round three? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, cymaz said: Give a man a duck....you feed him for a day Teach a man to duck ....he stops hitting his head Just watch out for the invisible ones that follow you around. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 3 hours ago, kevin b said: I looked up the word "thicket" and it appears that this post is insinuating that Yorkshiremen are stupid. I take issue with that. We are many things (tight fisted, old fashioned, dower, etc), but to consider the population of our county as "stupid" in my opinion could be considered a racist slur. A stupid Yorkshireman, Lancastrian, Scot, Irishman, or Nancy southerner for instance is a comment aimed at an individual and although not very nice can be considered as an observation. To condemn an entire population of an area as far as I can gather in a public manner in this country (for what it's worth) is an illegal act and should be dealt with by the mods in the severest way possible. Mind you. As a Yorkshireman I don't really give a poop what anybody says about us as they are only jealous. That must be why you went to the trouble of giving such a comprehensive reply. And you had to look up the word "thicket" to understand what it means ? ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Round 4 please, assuming you are not doing ABA rules and retiring tired after three rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 2 hours ago, PatMc said: That must be why you went to the trouble of giving such a comprehensive reply. And you had to look up the word "thicket" to understand what it means ? ? Normally I wouldn't waste my breath, but I was waiting for my tea to cooldown, so I had 3 minutes to spare. Words can have many meanings and I like to make sure of my facts. Anyway I said my piece and that's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 New appointment, Head of clown recruitment...big shoes to fill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 A Yorkshireman/ Scotsman etc was in hospital seriously ill, in the middle of the night the nurse doing the rounds noticed he was sweating excessively and went over, mopped his brow with a cold flannel and said " There now are you comfortable?" " Oh yes he replied , I have two shops, a laundrette and six flats" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 hour ago, john davidson 1 said: A Yorkshireman/ Scotsman etc was in hospital seriously ill, in the middle of the night the nurse doing the rounds noticed he was sweating excessively and went over, mopped his brow with a cold flannel and said " There now are you comfortable?" " Oh yes he replied , I have two shops, a laundrette and six flats" Well, which one was it? Or are all the UK areas included ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Let’s not fall out over what started as a riposte to a bit of humorous xenophobia. The joke’s run it’s course so could we move on please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: Let’s not fall out over what started as a riposte to a bit of humorous xenophobia. The joke’s run it’s course so could we move on please? I agree. Anyone know any jokes about moderators ? ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 “Piglet, I know you’ve been playing with Pooh”. Said Christopher Robin....” it’s all over your hands and it smells bad” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 She said I had to get more romantic so I gave her a massage with essential oils, Castrol GTX and WD40 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 My wife hinted she wanted a nice warm coat for Christmas, something animal related, so I bought her a donkey jacket. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Robson said: My wife hinted she wanted a nice warm coat for Christmas, something animal related, so I bought her a donkey jacket. Just told mine that one, “Ah ah, très amusant” came the reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18: Q: Are you married? A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A: A lot of things I didn't know about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Stephenson Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 My wife went on holiday to Malaysia... Jakarta? No she went by plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 (edited) On 21/04/2022 at 17:29, john davidson 1 said: She said I had to get more romantic so I gave her a massage with essential oils, Castrol GTX and WD40 After which did she slip into something comfortable and stop squeaking to you for a week? Edited April 22, 2022 by Eric Robson 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 On 20/04/2022 at 20:55, kevin b said: I agree. Anyone know any jokes about moderators ? ? yes loads,but these lads arent keen on jokes. ken anderson...ne..1....jokes dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 A billionaire landed at the airport after several weeks in deepest Africa cut off from all communication. Seated in the Bentley he asked the chauffeur for news. Do you want the good news or the bad news? What is the bad news?. Well your favourite dog is dead. Oh no what happened. Well your racehorse broke a leg and landed on it.Why did the race horse break a leg? Burning beam from the stable fell on it. My stable , my 16th century listed stable, what made it catch fire ? High wind , sparks from the mansion carried over onto it. Mansion on fire! why did that happen. Well we think a candle on on your mothers coffin fell over . Not mother please not mother, ok just give me the good news. Well with all the heat the daffodils came up two weeks early! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) Keep falling over for no reason? Not sure who to contact?..... Log on to Trip Advisor (Tom Allen) Edited May 13, 2022 by cymaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Griff Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 A passer by noticed two workmen standing by a pot hole in the road merrily singing happy birthday... He ask them who's s birthday it was ? The reply was " my, it's the pot holes of course !". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.