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[Former Member]

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[ken anderson.]

hello phil------not straight forward as you think---had to go through LMA after certification and 6 flight's to prove her --unfortunately she passed.........................

 

 ken anderson...............

[Bruce Richards]

LMA is that Large Motherinlaw Association?

 

 

[ken anderson.]

she does'nt like people to know.............................................but she was thrown out the SS for cruelty!!!!

 

                      ken anderson.................

[Former Member]

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[ken anderson.]

told her she's a little treasure............................................she should be buried in the garden

 

               ken anderson......

[Gaz Elliott]

The main difference between In- laws and Out-laws................ Out laws are wanted!!

[ken anderson.]

my mother in law used to work for the coop dairy---she used to turn milk into yoghurt just by looking at it................

 

              ken anderson....................

[Phil Claridge]

the mother in law   world war three in knickers

[ken anderson.]

what about the irish deepsea diver who felt a tug on the line............"get straight up mick---the boat's sinking"...........

 

 

                             ken anderson...............

[001]

Bradford & Bingley employees are concerned they were given no notice of the takeover by Santander Bank. A Government spokesman said: 'No one expected the Spanish acquisition'.

[ken anderson.]

what about the red indian who met the mermaid and said "how"?......

 

 

                 ken anderson............

[ken anderson.]

what about the lass talking to the scotsman-----say's"i've allway's wondered what's underneath your kilt's?"

 

he replies-"have a quick look"

 

"agh--it's gruesome"she scream's

 

"have a look again-it's gruesome more"

 

            ken mc anderson.........

 

    

[ken anderson.]

there's a hole appeared in the road outside our house overnight !............... the police are looking into it...........

 

              ken anderson cid ..................

[ken anderson.]

what about the red indian who went into the hotel and asked for a room?

 

the desk clerk said "sorry we have none"!

 

the red indian replied-"i've got a reservation"......

 

            ken anderson(son of dark cloud).....

[Former Member]

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[Jack Bagley]

There once was an old modeller from Devon, A rude peasant Fred Dewdney now in heaven, we all read his letters with glee, we old readers of RCME, is there anyone else who remembers old Fred, It would be nice to hear in this thread.

 

Best wishes , Jack.

[ken anderson.]

what about the prisoner in jail-tell's the warden "i'm cold"

 

"i'll put another bar on for you" say's the warden..........

 

 

                     ken anderson.it's the way you tell em..........

[ken anderson.]

for the attention of whoever stole my credit card last week end....................

 

would you please not return them as you are spending less on them than her indoor's------thank's...............

 

          ken anderson.................

[David Ashby - Moderator]

LOL   Ken, you're a treasure.  

[Ultymate]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."










She turned to him and said, "You have a bigger one  than all of your friends."

[Former Member]

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[ken anderson.]

yo david--"treasure" do you mean i should be buried in the garden?...........

 

 

     everybody join in--"life's to short to moan on-have a laugh".....

 

           ken anderson..............

[ken anderson.]

what about the editor of a well known hobby mag................who stood on and squashed the snail who had been following him around allday....    ....

 

       could be my last post....ken anderson.......

[Phil Claridge]

how about the irish hgv driver drove off the cliff to test his wing mirrors that didnt work so he dipped his headlights