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Devcon127/03/2018 12:40:11
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No problem BEB, thanks for all the voluntary effort you and the mods put into supporting this great forum.

Talk about expectation and build up, the joke was told to me at the weekend by a group of year 9 students, they found it amusing.

 

"How do you make a Hot Cross Bun"

Pour boiling water down its hole...

 

Bumm bumm or should that be bun bun

 

Edited By Devcon1 on 27/03/2018 12:47:51

The Wright Stuff27/03/2018 12:43:53
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I find that apostrophe extremely offensive! Mods!!!

Mark Agate10/07/2018 10:00:51
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What do you call a BEC that makes a noise like a car horn if the input voltage is low?

A Tooting Bec.

ken anderson.10/07/2018 16:48:53
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our local swimming baths have closed lanes 7 an 8 to save water in the current(pun) drought conditions....

ken anderson...ne...1.... drought dept.

ken anderson.12/07/2018 07:40:15
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a thief who has been stealing calendars has been given 12 months in jail ……. emotion

ken anderson....ne..1.....calendar dept.

Martin Harris12/07/2018 11:10:43
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Are his days numbered?

Robert Cracknell12/07/2018 11:46:45
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY !!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

Robert Cracknell12/07/2018 12:10:23
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This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995 released by the Chief of Naval Operations.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course

Canadians: No! I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT’S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse Your call !!

Daithi O Buitigh12/07/2018 12:24:48
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Nice story but unfortunately an internet legend LOL

Daithi O Buitigh12/07/2018 13:25:00
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Two stories from Air Traffic Control at RAF Aldergrove (first is true, second is apocryphal)

Chipmunk from Queen's University squadron coming in for landing:

You're above the glide path

You're still above the glide path

Oh don't worry - you'll just land a bit further along the runway

Helicopter on finals

Whiskey 13, Tower, confirm three greens

Whiskey 13, Tower, I say again: confirm three greens

Tower, Whiskey 13, Look out your window. This is a Wessex. My wheels are welded on

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