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cymaz28/09/2019 12:23:21
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Me too

Peter Miller28/09/2019 12:30:47
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OK, I have now typed out the text so you can all read it.

You know that you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning without having any fun the evening before

Don’t worry about getting older, you are still going to do dumb stuff...but just slower

I can’t believe how old people my age are!

Getting old is awesome. I don’t even have to drink to feel hungover.

Morning: Tired

Afternoon: Need a rest

Night: Can’t sleep.

I always knew that I would get old. IT was just how fast it happened that surprised me.

Getting older is just one body part saying “Ha ha! You think that is bad! Just watch this”

I got called “Pretty” today.

Well actually the fulls statement was “You are pretty annoying” but I just focus on the positive.

My Super power is holding on to junk for years and then throwing it away a week before I need it.

Martin Harris28/09/2019 12:33:01
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I've tried with Firefox, Edge and on my mobile phone and can see nothing except a few words at the bottom suggesting a forwarding from an email.

Maybe ISP related then?

Peter Miller28/09/2019 12:43:55
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I did just copy and paste from an email

Well you can read them now...minus one that had a very mild word that might have upset a moderator

Martin Harris28/09/2019 12:45:33
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yes

ken anderson.14/10/2019 09:26:51
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pushed the boat out the other day in the café and went for the" Vegan smoothie"?...….. to you and I that's Soup !!!

ken anderson...ne...1....vegan dept.

Peter Miller14/10/2019 09:37:05
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Posted by ken anderson. on 14/10/2019 09:26:51:

pushed the boat out the other day in the café and went for the" Vegan smoothie"?...….. to you and I that's Soup !!!

ken anderson...ne...1....vegan dept.

The mind boggles!!!

cymaz26/10/2019 05:02:16
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ken anderson.03/01/2020 17:04:13
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Happy New Year everyone...…… we've just had our Brexit dinner...… no Brussels.

ken anderson...ne...1...dinner dept.

Gary Manuel03/01/2020 17:13:09
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Posted by ken anderson. on 03/01/2020 17:04:13:

Happy New Year everyone...…… we've just had our Brexit dinner...… no Brussels.

ken anderson...ne...1...dinner dept.

... or Turkey.

Peter Miller14/02/2020 11:22:18
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cymaz14/02/2020 14:44:56
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john davidson 114/02/2020 19:24:33
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Cottage on the west coast, Mary has been missing for three days. Donald is looking out the window and sees the police car approaching

Hello sergeant, any news?

yes Donald her body was found in the loch, but there is good news too, when they pulled her in there were six good sized lobsters on the body

and there is extra good good news, they have reset her for tomorrow!

Richard Acland14/02/2020 23:10:17
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A little girl is sitting on Grandads knee. Grandad she says can you make a noise like a frog. Yes says Grandad, but why would you want me to do that. Well says the little girl Mummy says when you croak were all going to Disneyland

Daithi O Buitigh15/02/2020 21:27:01
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I was watching a plane doing a spot of sky writing. When I saw it starting with 3.14, I decided it was all just pi in the sky

cymaz15/02/2020 21:30:04
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Posted by Daithi O Buitigh on 15/02/2020 21:27:01:

I was watching a plane doing a spot of sky writing. When I saw it starting with 3.14, I decided it was all just pi in the sky

yes Marks out of 7? 22/7

Martin Harris15/02/2020 21:46:03
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Was it a Radian by any chance?

Peter Miller16/02/2020 08:33:31
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Posted by Daithi O Buitigh on 15/02/2020 21:27:01:

I was watching a plane doing a spot of sky writing. When I saw it starting with 3.14, I decided it was all just pi in the sky

Nah! It was just circling

ken anderson.16/02/2020 09:24:15
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what about the man who died and went to the afterlife...his wife decided to attend a spiritism evening....

the host said" i'm in touch with someone called Bert"...

"that's him said the wife"...

he says" he's flying every day,he swims most days and a couple of times a week he's meeting up with chick's.."

what say's his wife...".he couldn't bear to fly,he hated water and as for chick's...i'll kill; him..."

the medium comes back...….he say's he's now a Duck...…emotion

ken anderson...ne..1...Duck dept.

Dai Fledermaus16/02/2020 11:16:54
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Ouch and ouch

Edited By Dai Fledermaus on 16/02/2020 11:18:08

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