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Mike Blandford02/06/2020 17:25:43
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Dave - you might want to go and turn the hose off smiley

Mike

Dave Cunnington02/06/2020 18:36:01
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Cheers Mike LoL

FastFlyer Smyth06/06/2020 22:06:35
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My mate is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of the lockdown, he's off work so l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

john stones 106/06/2020 22:10:29
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Posted by FastFlyer Smyth on 06/06/2020 22:06:35:

My mate is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of the lockdown, he's off work so l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

I believe the word is Lol. Lol face 1

Shaun Walsh07/06/2020 09:34:15
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Posted by FastFlyer Smyth on 06/06/2020 22:06:35:

My mate is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of the lockdown, he's off work so l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.

Friend of mine has a light aircraft, I asked him to do some joinery in my loft.

He said he couldn't as he didn't have his instrument rating so couldn't operate a plane above the ceiling.

ken anderson.30/06/2020 14:26:25
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woman speaking to her husband on the phone say's...."I'm sure your having an affair, that's why I'm leaving you....I'm going to stay with my sister...!

husband replies...…" Ok....I'll see you when you get here"...…. blush

ken anderson....ne...1..affairs dept.

Gary Manuel30/06/2020 20:12:43
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David Ashby - Moderator02/07/2020 10:03:56
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My wife was telling me that she failed her exam in Aboriginal music...

I said, "Didja redo it?" smile

ken anderson.02/07/2020 10:07:12
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my wife has just gone and burnt our Hawaiian pizza...well and truly!......

I told her she should have used Aloha heat setting.... emotion

ken anderson...ne...1...pizza dept.

cymaz09/07/2020 06:47:36
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Boomerang seller on eBay....” returns excepted due to nature of sport”

Peter Miller09/07/2020 08:02:49
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If it doesn't return I want my money back!!disgust

Daithi O Buitigh09/07/2020 08:13:56
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But - first you've got to throw it!!!!!

J D 809/07/2020 08:19:39
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Made mesmiley

David Pearce 409/07/2020 09:18:48
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The people of Dubai just don't like the Flintstones.

But the people of Abu Dhabi do!

Daithi O Buitigh11/08/2020 20:54:28
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Richard Acland11/08/2020 22:21:56
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Posted by ken anderson. on 02/07/2020 10:07:12:

my wife has just gone and burnt our Hawaiian pizza...well and truly!......

I told her she should have used Aloha heat setting.... emotion

ken anderson...ne...1...pizza dept.

Bit like my wife. She uses the smoke alarm as an oven timer.

Daithi O Buitigh16/08/2020 22:54:27
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You realise you're giving your age away when someone starts talking about 'The Avengers' and you immedately think of.........

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cymaz22/08/2020 21:07:15
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I woke up in the pitch black, turned over to the bedside light and thought, “ that’s not on”

Daithi O Buitigh22/08/2020 21:23:20
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Posted by cymaz on 22/08/2020 21:07:15:

I woke up in the pitch black, turned over to the bedside light and thought, “ that’s not on”

Now if you'd stayed awake a bit longer it would have dawned on you

cymaz22/08/2020 21:26:04
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Fed up with tired skin, kiss goodbye to Wrinkles. Well, you have to before Gran passes away.

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