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Tim Mackey08/02/2009 23:35:15
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And didnt sail on them either by the sounds of it
I was once asked by a "senior" member of staff in the cobblers I worked in as a "Saturday boy" to go to the chemist to collect his Durex "rubber finger protectors"....he obviously thought I looked innocent
- I promptly removed a packet that I had in my pocket ready "for the weekend" - and asked him if these would suffice.... as the Chemist would be shutting before I could get there!
He never made me the butt of his silly jokes after that.
Eric Bray09/02/2009 00:33:05
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Phil, I was considering Myron's age. You cannot rivet wood!
Myron, perhaps Ben Dover might have the answer for you!
Phil Wood.09/02/2009 00:45:15
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I heard a great expression today  (I have tamed down 1 word)
 
"Opinions are like backsides, everyone's got one but nobody wants to hear yours"
 
It tickled me. 
 
Polyphilla.
Tim Mackey09/02/2009 09:20:56
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Yeh I know that one, and bet I know where you read it too !
If I catch you reading other forums Mr Wood, you will pay dearly at our next encounter up the big hard rock.
Phil Wood.09/02/2009 10:22:54
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I can't remember where I read it but I've put it on facebook, myspace and Twitter.
 Where did you read it Mr Moderator and what where you doing in that forum?  mmmmmmmmm    Spying on the opposition I suppose. 


Polyphilla.
Tim Mackey09/02/2009 10:40:40
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First rule of combat Mr Wood - know thy enemy!
Phil Claridge10/02/2009 00:26:29
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my favourite give the job to a lazy man and he will find an easier way to do it
00110/02/2009 09:58:42
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Or, if you want something done in a hurry - give it to a busy man!
ken anderson.10/02/2009 12:31:51
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old chinese proverb no1..........................................
 
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...
 
but man with hole in each pocket -not feel two cocky....................
 
                                         ken anderson ah so
ken anderson.12/02/2009 14:05:04
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me mother in law has been missing for two day's--last seen heading south on her new broomstick that the kid's bought her for christmas--she was practicing her 4 point roll's in the dark when she went down---anybody find's her-i'll pay them to keep her...thank's..
 
             ken anderson..........
Phil Wood.12/02/2009 14:13:44
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Does BMFA insurance cover mother in laws?.         mmmmm
 
Polyphilla.
ken anderson.12/02/2009 14:23:25
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hello phil------not straight forward as you think---had to go through LMA after certification and 6 flight's to prove her --unfortunately she passed.........................
 
 ken anderson...............
Bruce Richards12/02/2009 14:26:28
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LMA is that Large Motherinlaw Association?
 
 
ken anderson.12/02/2009 15:16:30
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she does'nt like people to know.............................................but she was thrown out the SS for cruelty!!!!
 
                      ken anderson.................
Phil Wood.12/02/2009 15:21:37
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I've just got a brand new DX7 for my mother in law................fair swap I'd say. 
 
Polyphilla.
ken anderson.12/02/2009 19:08:22
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told her she's a little treasure............................................she should be buried in the garden
 
               ken anderson......
Gaz Elliott12/02/2009 19:16:46
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The main difference between In- laws and Out-laws................ Out laws are wanted!!
ken anderson.12/02/2009 19:19:36
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my mother in law used to work for the coop dairy---she used to turn milk into yoghurt just by looking at it................
 
              ken anderson....................
Phil Claridge13/02/2009 08:58:13
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the mother in law   world war three in knickers
ken anderson.27/02/2009 12:57:39
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what about the irish deepsea diver who felt a tug on the line............"get straight up mick---the boat's sinking"...........
 
 
                             ken anderson...............

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