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00102/03/2009 08:40:25
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Bradford & Bingley employees are concerned they were given no notice of the takeover by Santander Bank. A Government spokesman said: 'No one expected the Spanish acquisition'.
ken anderson.02/03/2009 21:51:37
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what about the red indian who met the mermaid and said "how"?......
 
 
                 ken anderson............
ken anderson.03/03/2009 12:51:20
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what about the lass talking to the scotsman-----say's"i've allway's wondered what's underneath your kilt's?"
 
he replies-"have a quick look"
 
"agh--it's gruesome"she scream's
 
"have a look again-it's gruesome more"
 
            ken mc anderson.........
 
    
ken anderson.07/03/2009 08:03:16
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there's a hole appeared in the road outside our house overnight !............... the police are looking into it...........
 
              ken anderson cid ..................
ken anderson.23/03/2009 17:39:53
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what about the red indian who went into the hotel and asked for a room?
 
the desk clerk said "sorry we have none"!
 
the red indian replied-"i've got a reservation"......
 
            ken anderson(son of dark cloud).....
Eric Bray24/03/2009 23:27:14
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The flasher was walking down the street in his working garb, then saw his victim, waited for the right moment, and pounced, opening his coat to reveal all.
The Jewish lady took a good look, then said - "Terrible stitching on that lining!"
Jack Bagley05/04/2009 11:10:18
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There once was an old modeller from Devon, A rude peasant Fred Dewdney now in heaven, we all read his letters with glee, we old readers of RCME, is there anyone else who remembers old Fred, It would be nice to hear in this thread.
 
Best wishes , Jack.
ken anderson.05/04/2009 20:29:28
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what about the prisoner in jail-tell's the warden "i'm cold"
 
"i'll put another bar on for you" say's the warden..........
 
 
                     ken anderson.it's the way you tell em..........
ken anderson.07/04/2009 10:57:51
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for the attention of whoever stole my credit card last week end....................
 
would you please not return them as you are spending less on them than her indoor's------thank's...............
 
          ken anderson.................
David Ashby - Moderator07/04/2009 11:12:08
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LOL   Ken, you're a treasure.  
Ultymate07/04/2009 11:34:46
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."










She turned to him and said, "You have a bigger one  than all of your friends."
Phil Wood.07/04/2009 11:55:30
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..........................OR........"Honey,... I found that credit card you lost."
 
Polyphilla.
ken anderson.07/04/2009 12:28:38
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yo david--"treasure" do you mean i should be buried in the garden?...........
 
 
     everybody join in--"life's to short to moan on-have a laugh".....
 
           ken anderson..............
ken anderson.07/04/2009 12:34:29
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what about the editor of a well known hobby mag................who stood on and squashed the snail who had been following him around allday....    ....
 
       could be my last post....ken anderson.......
Phil Claridge07/04/2009 12:35:34
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how about the irish hgv driver drove off the cliff to test his wing mirrors that didnt work so he dipped his headlights
00107/04/2009 14:07:01
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Three men were standing at the top of the Empire State Building. One said to the smartly dressed one, "What line of work are you in?" He said "Oh, I'm a banker"
"Well do you know that the updraught off this building can support a man? I'll show you"
 
With that he climbed over the edge and spread his arms and legs and flew around the building, then did a few flips and sprung nimbly back over the parapet. "Why don't you try it?" He said to the banker. So the Banker climbed over the edge and plummeted 1000 feet to the sidewalk.
 
"Thats a cruel trick Superman" said the third man. 
ken anderson.09/04/2009 08:53:56
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just been on the local news......one of our local mp's is going to sue the local bakery chain for using his signature on their hot cross bun's.................
 
 
 
                  happy easter....ken anderson.............
Chris C09/04/2009 19:20:47
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haha..........................................................................i have nothing to add to this topic.............that wouldn't be removed
ken anderson.13/04/2009 09:27:16
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.......
 
we've all Been there.................ken anderson..........

Phil Claridge14/04/2009 16:20:10
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the other half came out of the shower and i said if you are wearing that for christ sake iron it  ouch i still have the scars

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