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Allan Bowker26/02/2010 23:13:50
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Can we get a health warning for this thread?
 
 
 
 

Allan Bowker26/02/2010 23:17:54
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You will need to click on the photo to enlarge it !
 

 
Eric Bray15/03/2010 20:22:53
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From another forum -
 
The following was reported by a pilot who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.

The conversation went like this...

Iranian Air Defence Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
Air Defence Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Air Defence Radar (No response ... total silence)

Pete B - Moderator15/03/2010 22:56:15
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It's a terrible thing but each time I see the How low is low? thread come up in Latest Posts, I can't help thinking about the two prisoners sitting in a cell.
 
One says to the other, "What are you in for?" The other replies, "Having relations with dogs". "That's disgusting!", says the other,  "How low can you get?"
 
The other replied, "I managed a chihuaha once.......".
 
Pete
 
buster prop04/04/2010 21:00:04
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Bobby Davro's pretty good, he was Buttons in our xmas panto. He said he'd had Ham flu, same as Swine flu but it got cured!
buster prop04/04/2010 21:15:57
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Two Scots women go into a bar. One says to the other' Are ye having a wee tot?' The other one says 'Noo it's the way ma dress hangs'.
ken anderson.05/04/2010 08:07:34
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new version of the 'flu' up here is 'lazy swine flu'.....it's spreading fast as well.....the sympton's are --- the sufferer wanting to do nothing....
 
                ken anderson.
Eric Bray05/04/2010 17:57:05
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Ah! THAT'S what you have caught!
Bri.06/04/2010 21:55:02
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When i try the forum search drop down list at the top of the page every topic i click give the same comment i.e. nothing found,what am i doing wrong?
ken anderson.12/04/2010 09:20:33
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just been asking people on the radio if they or their families have any claims to fame----a lad just told them his grandad saved 280 lives during WW2.............
 
 
 
 
 
          he shot the cook.....       's...
 
 ken anderson....ne 1.. humour the best........
David Ashby - Moderator12/04/2010 09:33:34
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you're bad Ken 
Phil Claridge12/04/2010 17:14:05
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who called the cook a clot ?  who called the clot a cook ?
ps (clot is variable to suit taste or company)
ken anderson.18/04/2010 15:13:13
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Posted by David Ashby - RCME Administrator on 12/04/2010 09:33:34:
you're bad Ken 
 No - not bad----just like a 'laugh'.......too much hassle in day to day stuff.....so my mission is to make people 'laugh'.............
 
 
    ken anderson...ne 1....       's........ who came out of the front door and got hit on the head with a pizza and some frozen pot's.....................fallout from iceland.... !!
 
     thank's to craig carr...for that.....   
Myron Beaumont18/04/2010 17:08:07
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Ken
You're wrong -It's not Iceland !. It's Kenton NE3
Can't stand Iceland --Never anywhere to park near a trolley
Phil Claridge18/04/2010 20:30:20
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well now we know your off your trolley Myron
Phil Claridge18/04/2010 20:31:56
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now we know your off your trolleyMyron
Phil Claridge18/04/2010 20:32:23
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now we know your off your trolleyMyron
Phil Claridge18/04/2010 20:32:42
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now we know your off your trolleyMyron
flytilbroke19/04/2010 20:38:48
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Man's got a stutter, of course in the current times one should not say so.
BB19/04/2010 21:15:05
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Forgot this thread was here ! Very funny. 
 

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